Tonight's Fight!

I hope everyone is excited for the fight to end all fights. The fight to single handedly bring an apathetic audience to it's feet cheering for more. A fight so intense that the men in attendance will have to remain in their seats after the fight is over as the massive erections they're sporting would make it difficult to walk out of the arena (and make their pants quite unflattering.) A fight so masculine that the women in attendance will need to change their panties afterward and the dirty girls in attendance will have to pay to have the seats reupholstered. Who are these heros of machismo? Mayweather and De La Hoya?

Of course not, everyone knows boxing is corrupt, has priced itself out of the demographic that was once their biggest fan base, and generally has a poor product to offer.

Obviously the fight I'm referring to is the manliness fight between these two:

Peter "The Pillow" Pussysack



versus

Wally "Soprano" Weatherman

Vegas is laying 17/1 odds that the cockroach defeats the pillow in two rounds while Pete and Wally deficate themselves in their respective corners. I've got some of that action.