27 Intersting Photos from Days of Yore

I can understand soldiers taking home a souvenir from their travels abroad, but this is ridiculous.

Early Eastern European versions of the street-sweeper were less than successful.

When taking your pet naked-guy for a walk in town please try to keep him out of the road.

The optimist club? If this is an optimist club, I'd hate to be a member of the 1955 pessimist club.

"Holy sh...!?"

Richard Gere's hospital room; sometime in the early 80's.

It comes out to 42.

Let it be never be said that the KKK weren't fun loving guys. Either that or they had a mentality on par with a group of 12 year olds.

Someone should have told Gomez Adams that wasn't going to work. You've got to love his enthusiasm though.

The two things I noticed about this picture were the high-ranking dog being saluted and Cuba Gooding Jr. sucking on a lollipop in the lower right corner.

About this time Jack realized his robot program had gone horribly wrong...

Long before 2 girls, one cup there was one soldier, one spoon.

The original version of precision guided munitions.

Before satellite radio, in-dash DVD players & spinning rims there was Highway Phonograph. The only downside is that you'll have to find somewhere else to store your Grey Poupon.

Britney, Lindsay & Paris need to take note: this is how it's supposed to be done.

Those cheap seats look like fun. Today, however, the owner of the building would set up a set of bleachers and charge people for the privilege of watching the game from half a mile away.

Self Explanatory

He wins points for originality, but there are much easier methods of suicide.

Someone needs the rules explained to them a little better, I think.

Trainwrecked.

My understanding is that they played pretty dirty.

Little Billy was always book-smart and a bit inventive, however his common sense left something to be desired.

Unusually large wood, especially the girth.

Old-school style "You're doing it wrong"



I can't think of many pithy Nazi comments, so I'll just move on.



Shortly after this the cafeteria stopped "chili day."

I got these images from VS, where there are many more that I didn't use here.

Mike & Mike Suck This Much and then some

How is it that Jeff Ross is such an awesome no-holds-barred roaster, yet he's barely scratched the surface of pop culture, with only a few appearances on Conan O'Brien if they could find time for him between the dancing hot-dog and the B-list guest they have booked for that night? Ellen can get numerous TV shows based on her comic prowess yet Jeff Ross can't get anything more than half a minute after the "year 2000" guy? Way to go Hollywood. Way to go.

JEFFREY ROSS MIKE AND MIKE ROAST

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I own you bitches

I'll pick you up and twirl you around like Agent Smith in the Matrix you little turds. With all that "waaaaah, I want my mommy" crap. So yeah, I'll take you on and the rest of your kindergarden class and come out on top. How do you like them apples, you five year old bastards.

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Looks like there's going to be some fury as this storm blows through Ohio, enters eastern Pennsylvania and dumps all over both states. The people in the path will be left all wet. I bet they wish they had taken proper precautions before running into this thunderous big blow. It's certainly more than your average heavy dew. Ok, I've run out of stupid puns. In case you missed it, this weatherman has a huge Doppler cock.